I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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