sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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