People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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