Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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