Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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