don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
