just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
as a side note pls kill me
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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