Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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