just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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