Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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