is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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