physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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