How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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