This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I forget how to act sober
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