Can Purell be used as lube?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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