Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My life is pants optional.
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