fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
