they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just found puke in my bra..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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