We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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