I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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