i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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