i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
