Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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