My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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