i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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