Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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