ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i dont even know how to be here
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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