Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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