I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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