Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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