We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
