i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
