It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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