Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
not ubering you a puppy
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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