just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
where does the pee come out of this thing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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