Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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