so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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