He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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