Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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