Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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