Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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