Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
