Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
