dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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