she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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