hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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