I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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