just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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