Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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