Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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